their wad

In a refreshing break from political correctness, this is found more and more in executive boardrooms to describe a party's presentation of his best offering, such as a lawyer giving his best argument or a company putting its final offer on the table.

With the obvious sexual reference as you see in other wad entries, it's especially funny to see two women execs talking about shooting their respective "wads."

Jeeves shot his/her/their wad with a demand for first-class travel to get to meetings on the Jasper deal.

by burnt sox December 30, 2006

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shot my wad

What you say in the grocery store when you reach the end of the frozen foods aisle.

"They're outta cool whip. I gotta go. I just shot my wad."

by mehinda June 11, 2006

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afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad

1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.

You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!

by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009

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toe wad

(adj.) small, insignificant, uncool, unimportant...

"Outta my way, ya little toe wad!"
-Sissy

by r the p December 5, 2013

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Oktoberfest Wad

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.

"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"

by PhatSphoincter September 29, 2025

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