A group of five or more people acting or dressed like tools in public, especially occupying the same booth at a restaurant.
Also abbreviated to "Shed" i.e. "Don't look now, but they're building a shed by the Student Center"
Also abbreviated to "Shed" i.e. "Don't look now, but they're building a shed by the Student Center"
Stay away from Hollister, that place is a total Tool Shed.
God damn, a Tool Shed just sat at the next booth.
God damn, a Tool Shed just sat at the next booth.
by Tonaho April 28, 2011

by ysrdi April 21, 2022

by ZaneyP00 May 29, 2022

Taking a farm animal or your significant other and having sex while bent over the salad bar at the local Home Town Buffet
Man I met this chick on Bridge Builder Mars thing and instead of building bridges, I gave her the big daddy moe farm shed special
by Puto Suave January 31, 2024

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.
He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.
He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.
He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.
by Gmannetje June 27, 2022

1. To practice, especially a musical instrument or piece of music. From jazz slang. Metaphorically, "take one's axe to the woodshed."
2. To consume or engage with. Used primarily by musicians as an extension of the first definition.
2. To consume or engage with. Used primarily by musicians as an extension of the first definition.
1. I spent all morning shedding guitar.
That gig was rough, I definitely didn't shed those songs hard enough.
2. "Have you shed Parks and Rec?" "Not yet, I'm shedding The Office first."
At some point, almost every philosophy student sheds Plato.
That gig was rough, I definitely didn't shed those songs hard enough.
2. "Have you shed Parks and Rec?" "Not yet, I'm shedding The Office first."
At some point, almost every philosophy student sheds Plato.
by The_Mattador July 6, 2025

Matt was in 3rd grade after school. He went to go ride his dirtbike its was stolen 25 years ago. From Barney's Shed.
by fireboss1 February 7, 2017
