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Tool Shed

A group of five or more people acting or dressed like tools in public, especially occupying the same booth at a restaurant.

Also abbreviated to "Shed" i.e. "Don't look now, but they're building a shed by the Student Center"
Stay away from Hollister, that place is a total Tool Shed.

God damn, a Tool Shed just sat at the next booth.
by Tonaho April 28, 2011
mugGet the Tool Shedmug.

behind the bike shed

A place where things go down. Usually either blow jobs or smoking
Did you hear Jack got blown behind the bike shed
by ysrdi April 21, 2022
mugGet the behind the bike shedmug.

shed

A location where keeds do their drug deals. Also called "drug shed".
"Where should we go today?"

"Maybe shed?"

"Shed? Mabe."
by ZaneyP00 May 29, 2022
mugGet the shedmug.

Big daddy moe farm shed special

Taking a farm animal or your significant other and having sex while bent over the salad bar at the local Home Town Buffet
Man I met this chick on Bridge Builder Mars thing and instead of building bridges, I gave her the big daddy moe farm shed special
by Puto Suave January 31, 2024
mugGet the Big daddy moe farm shed specialmug.

Smartest Tool in the Shed

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.
He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.
by Gmannetje June 27, 2022
mugGet the Smartest Tool in the Shedmug.

Shed

1. To practice, especially a musical instrument or piece of music. From jazz slang. Metaphorically, "take one's axe to the woodshed."

2. To consume or engage with. Used primarily by musicians as an extension of the first definition.
1. I spent all morning shedding guitar.

That gig was rough, I definitely didn't shed those songs hard enough.

2. "Have you shed Parks and Rec?" "Not yet, I'm shedding The Office first."

At some point, almost every philosophy student sheds Plato.
by The_Mattador July 6, 2025
mugGet the Shedmug.

Barney's Shed

Matt was in 3rd grade after school. He went to go ride his dirtbike its was stolen 25 years ago. From Barney's Shed.
by fireboss1 February 7, 2017
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