Two lesbians piss on each other's pile of shit (must be three feet high), roll around in it repeatedly then scissor, while a man named Carl cums in one's ear. Then a Mexican masked pro-wrestler jumps on the fatter lesbian's stomach and head dives into the skinnier lesbian's pussy. Then she performs a Mexican masked pro-wrestler child birth into previously stated pile of shit and piss.
Two lesbians piss on each other's pile of shit (must be three feet high), roll around in it repeatedly then scissor, while a man named Carl cums in one's ear. Then a Mexican masked pro-wrestler jumps on the fatter lesbian's stomach and head dives into the skinnier lesbian's pussy. Then she performs a Mexican masked pro-wrestler child birth into previously stated pile of shit and piss. Now you've performed the "Salty Carl."
by Carlz Salty May 5, 2014

by MitchMartinez333 September 3, 2009

A blonde guy, who looks sexy af and is underrated by his friends. He can get the girls that he wants, and has a huge penis. Plus he is gonna be a dentist 🦷
by Carl Christian December 18, 2019

Someone that has had 2 DUI’s, lost their license and now they can’t drive. This is derived from the song White Trash Story by Casey Donahew.
Rick: Hey Jacob, Kim doesn’t drink, let’s get her to be the designated driver to the concert?
Jacob: Nah man, she’s Carl Wayne...
Jacob: Nah man, she’s Carl Wayne...
by Rick Clean Crack September 5, 2019

by ManManG August 21, 2010

THE REAL DEAL, FROM THE HOT CARL MASTER HIMSELF
A hot carl is when someone puts seran wrap ontop of another person's face and shits on it. This creates a warm tingly sensation that i like to call a piping hot carl.
A hot carl is when someone puts seran wrap ontop of another person's face and shits on it. This creates a warm tingly sensation that i like to call a piping hot carl.
by Macking Some Fat July 16, 2008

by kingkike January 7, 2010
