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Simp

A man possibly a half-virgin that drools over pics of women and slight ass on the internet and real life

Decides to share his experiences with the whole wide world
Mateen(most common simp name): Mayne i gotta unfollow this chick i saw her body and this ain't doing me no good🤪

Green shirt guy: You should go get that checked or something..
by glizzator September 1, 2020
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Simp

He a simp he left the boys on Warzone for her. She ain’t even a 10 she a 7.3 at best
by dannyc310 May 7, 2020
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Simp

: going out of your way to impress someone/ falling in love with someone who isn’t in love with you/ doesn’t like you/ doesn’t pay attention to you
Dude 1: “god I’m so in love with Rachel but she doesn’t even know my name.”

Dude 2: “you’re such a simp bro”
by Kitty ~ March 1, 2020
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Simp

When your friends leaves a game to talk to his other half
David is a simp for Emily when we play a game
by Carys May 27, 2021
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Simp

Dude kyle tried to be nice to her to Get her pants off! What a simp
by Granddaddy gabe September 9, 2020
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Simp

To be so desperate for pussy that you would do anything.
God I hate josh he's such a simp he hits on 8 different chicks in one day.
by One of thee bois March 10, 2020
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simp

a guy that wants some good pussy, but is too submissive so nevers gets any...
girl 1: eddie is such a simp
girl 2: ikr he's so simping on you

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by ieatsalad:/ June 3, 2020
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