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Jake

Jake is a very tall guy who is always packing. He is very cute with those large burly arms of his and he always puts a smile on anyone’s face that he meets.
Do you know Jake?
Yeah, he is my killah!

What is that noise?
Don’t worry, it’s just Jake
by Shaquise May 23, 2022
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Jake a

A man who is the definition of a lesbian and thinks he is good a basketball when he cannot play for his life
by CRAZYFUCKINGPERVERT December 26, 2018
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jake

A individual who is pure cringe and is really white he wants to cuss cool but all he talks about are your socks
Jake: Yo sup homie what you doin in the his house.
A boy named Dom: Sup fag.
Jake: Yo you want to box with white socks hair ass.
Dom: Damn not my socks.
Jake: Lets fight bitch.
Dom: I don't fight mentally retarded kids that only talk shit about my sock.
by Dominator592 August 10, 2017
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Jaked

To be distracted for a prolonged conversation about nothing by your boss or manager. This distraction generally results in you missing or being late for a meeting, late home or unable to complete work. It is recognised within your organisation as a legitimate excuse.
Sorry I'm late, I was on my way home and I was jaked at the lift.
Sorry I missed your meeting, I was jaked in the hall
Can I get an extension on that proposal? I was jaked when I was trying to finish it.
by Victimofjaking April 19, 2014
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Jake

Attractive, but not worth the emotional rollercoaster he is sure to put you on.
by uUAV December 20, 2017
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Jake

I guy that likes girls more after he breaks up with them. You can often find a Jake lying about his sexual history often too
Why does he keep going with his exes? He must me a Jake
by Suhhmandood July 28, 2017
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Jake

Fuck u jake
by Mnbvcxzasfdghjklpoiuytrewq January 31, 2018
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