by Lolololopplolololol I’m gay October 22, 2019

by Smallpepe June 30, 2019

1. Is a millionaire
2. Married to Virginia Lopez
3.Works at a company
4. Landscape at the sunrise landscaping
2. Married to Virginia Lopez
3.Works at a company
4. Landscape at the sunrise landscaping
by ...12...... May 21, 2018

A boy with the MILFIEST MOTHER EVER!! His mom is so hot, literally the sexiest woman I have ever met. Cruz's mom is an 100/10 the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen in my whole life, I can't wait to be Cruz's stepmom.
by littleladlover October 17, 2023

What is there to say that can’t already be said…? He is his mother’s favorite child but still tips his hat to his siblings. Absolutely knows you’re down with DTF so he makes reservations at “Din Tai Fung.” He once met the Dos Equis guy and bought him a Corona. As a +1, he’ll make you look like a Nobel Peace Prize winner and only clothes himself with finest of material; “Boyfriend Material.” Holds doors and still picks up checks. He can catch a lot of flies with honey but, catches more homies by being fly. The exact guy your friends say isn’t right for you because they can’t manage their own relationships. Joe wants “Love,” like the one from “You.”
Two birds were having a conversation whilst flying outside of a window and saw Joe Cruz. One bird said to the other “Look at Joe Cruz. He’s so us…”
by joecrvz November 24, 2021

Cruz is a type of person too have the smallest penis like a 1mm and can't get no bitches and is super fat.
Imagine being a cruz
by Hardliner69696969696 August 31, 2022
