Shit wind

When someone farts infront of the fan

Did you have to do that right infront of the fan? You just hit me with shit wind...

by Oopsjaydiditagain June 27, 2021

Ninth Wind

Southern slang for a wet fart. Typically demonstrated by anyone named Arthur or Tiffany.

Tiffany: *farts*
Person 2: oh God, that's a fucking ninth wind! My eyes! God my eyes!

by JKSedrow August 1, 2016

free as the wind

That state of having no obligations or able to chose you own work schedule.

My sister repeatedly said she's, "Free as the wind." Yet, she never seems to be home on garbage night.

by Batrice BBB January 3, 2021

wind banger

(n.) A slang term for a wind turbine; (n.) a slang term for a person who believes in green energy.

Citizens in Cape Cod banned wind bangers off the coast.

Julie: He threw red paint on my Ford Expedition.
Mary: What a wind banger.

by myspecialmagic November 12, 2016

Wind sucker

Wind Sucker large vaginal opening. Whole so big it sucks in air fills vigina.

Did you see that strippers Wind Sucker. She blow the dollar out of my hand.

by SillyBlonde1 August 9, 2016

Herrscher of Wind

Wendy.
Retired Valkyrie of Shicksal
Girl who lost her life because of a retired military woman
Also fought 3 children

The Herrscher of Wind just got soloed lmao

by Sentisleftsword June 26, 2023

Wind Thief

Derogatory name for both yachts and the yachting/sailing fraternity. Can be used on and off the water

“How long is this wind thief going to block the channel” **yells** “GET A MOTOR YA FUCKN WIND THIEF”

Or

“We waited for these fucking wind thieves at the boat ramp now we stuck waiting behind them at the bar, ffs”

by ConradicalNZ May 22, 2022