Muni Wind

The weird and oddly warm wind that blows through the Muni Metro tunnels platforms in San Francisco. Its origin is unknown but it is probably created by the trains moving through narrow tunnels but also sometimes appears without warning and out of nowhere.

"I'm underground, dammit, I shouldn't have to fight the wind! But this damned muni wind wont stop messing up my hair."

by Stephanie Stowers October 23, 2007

man wind

The essence of a man’s fart, body, and breath captured in a bottle and used as cologne to attract females.

Dude, my man wind totally blew her away!

by Kalvin Klein December 30, 2019

Lump of Wind

A spongy, fawning, parasitical oaf!

Oh, really? DO YOU THINK SO?! You spongy, fawning, parasitical oaf! You lump of Wind, you witless, unwiped, panderly puke-stocking!

by [e-mail] July 2, 2019

Ass Winding

To set someone who is being hard headed, obnoxious or ridiculous straight, get them to understand.

Most of the candidates running for President in 2016 need a good ass winding!

by TheBunyip October 10, 2016

Wind sock

When you put a shirt over your head and stick your head out the car window. Wind sock is usually done by kids or stoners.

Jason was high that night and on the drive home he put his head in a wind sock.

by Molly yono September 24, 2021

wind fleek

When your hair is in your face because of wind but you're still sexy af.

Mandy: Ugh! My hair is in my face.
Kristy: You've got that wind fleek asf !

Mandy: ...

by Misha'sBoner May 21, 2016

Roping The Wind

You can't tame a wild person. You can't cage a wild animal. You can't catch the wind and keep it.

You were so wild and I loved you for so many years but trying to get to you was like roping the wind.

by Mrskittywhisperer June 11, 2022