Western Jesus

A weird kid. He always thinks everyone likes him. He usually goes on the dark web to buy weird stuff.

Jake: He’s acting like a Western Jesus.

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Spaghetti Western male

A guy that thinks he's a cowboy even though he's from Italy.

The Spaghetti Western male wore a cowboy hat five sizes too big and boots that looked fit for a clown was a smooth operator, don't let his charms convince you otherwise.

by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021

Western Goodbye

When you are too busy kissing a cowboy to notice what is going on around you.

I was giving a Western goodbye. - EP

by BossyBoi March 13, 2024

western rodeo

Phrase defining the act of male masturbating while riding a horse bareback.

The man enjoyed a western rodeo on his prized pony.

by dem shitz January 10, 2010

potato western

A movie with western tropes and stererotypes that is set in the country of Ireland or made by Irish filmmakers; similar to the way Italian ones are called spaghetti westerns

Liam Neeson stars in the potato western "In the Land of Saints and Sinners" set in County Donegal during the time of The Troubles.

by Every Movie Has a Lesson March 28, 2024

Western Jew

A term used to describe the genetic phenomena found in Jewish diaspora populations west of the levant who happen to be composed of a mixture of southern European, Levantine, and North African genetic components.

You have a very typical Western Jewish genetic profile. Where did your family live?

by Annexis October 16, 2023

all qwyatt on the western front

How da O.K. Corral was after Mr. Earp and his law-enforcement associates engaged in their famous shootout and subdued or eliminated all of da noisily-gun-blasting outlaws.

If da outlaw gang "Cowboys" had simply followed da "no guns within city limits" ordinance and thus not run afoul of da local marshals, things might have remained "all qwyatt on the western front" for everyone involved.

by QuacksO March 13, 2023