Wal-mart Mad

Is when your in Wak - Mart and the persion you went to Wal- Mart with pissses you off so bad you want to hold everyone in Wal--Mart hostage, have a 6hr stand off with police.,then commit death by cop .

I went through my bf phone while he wss sleeping, and when he woke up he was definatly Wal-Mart mad .⁰#

by ✨️☠️☠️Hacker1 May 7, 2025

wal-hawk

Similar to a walmart wolverine, but this is a Seahawks fan who is too cheap/broke to buy gear from the team store. Instead they wait till the off season to buy Seahawks gear off of the clearance rack. They will also haggle with the clerk to get an even cheaper price on already cheap gear.

Dude, you got that on clearance? Wait wait wait, it was $21 and you got it for 7? You're a wal-hawk!!

by Leo253 November 29, 2017

Wal-Creature

Always found as a morbidly obese man or woman that is unintelligent that can be spotted only at the third of the month. Usually has a shopping cart full of sugar and salt laden food and more Mountain Dew than a Taco Bell.

I seen a wal-creature today. It was pushing a shopping cart full of top ramen and enough Mountain Dew to rot 100 kid’s mouths. It was huge too I don’t think it ever has worn a bra.

by Dnurse15 May 28, 2022

Wal-Martaphobia

The fear of Wal-Mart

1: Yo you going to Wal-Mart?
2: No mate... you know I've got Wal-Martaphobia

by I'm Scared Of Walmart July 28, 2017

Man, go to Wal-Mart

A term not unlike - go to hell. It can be used when someone is being a real shit-ass towards you. For being in a Wal-Mart is like going to hell.

Lori: "Hey Lance! I think you may have mismatched your clothes. They look awful. Hahahha."
Lance: "Hey Lori! Your mom dressed me this morning after I brought the beast to her for three hours straight, so it's on her blurred out eyes that I almost fucked out of her head."
Lori: "That's not funny. My Mom has an addiction."
Lance: "Man, go to Wal-Mart!"

by von groovy June 24, 2024

wal

WAL = Will Answer Later
Used when you don't have time to talk

Person: "Did you pay her?"
You: "wal"

by eliasfpoulsen July 28, 2018

Wal-Mart Hurricane

When a person is a fan and supporter of the University of Miami Football team but has no affiliation to the University.

Mike is always going to UM games but he graduated from FIU. He is such a Wal-Mart Hurricane.

by LordBlackwood April 22, 2018