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Woke
Any progressive movement that is a caricature of its intended goal/message. Especially if it is overly aggressive, overly stupid, or overly self harmful.
Activist: Yo that sombrero is cultural appropriation, don’t you know that is a microaggression against mexican people? I am offended on their behalf! Take it off!
Normal Person: Shut up, I am not woke.
Normal Person: Shut up, I am not woke.
Woke by Tylers1991 July 28, 2023
Woke
Anything that is even mildly progressive that the American right doesn't like.
Examples:
Disney - Had a LGBT background character a few times.
Bud Light - Sponsored a trans woman once.
Target - Had pride merch in June once again just like every year, but it was only this year that conservatives made a fuss about it.
M&Ms - Temporarily changed the design of the green M&M as a marketing stunt in order to distract from their allegations of child slavery.
Examples:
Disney - Had a LGBT background character a few times.
Bud Light - Sponsored a trans woman once.
Target - Had pride merch in June once again just like every year, but it was only this year that conservatives made a fuss about it.
M&Ms - Temporarily changed the design of the green M&M as a marketing stunt in order to distract from their allegations of child slavery.
"M&Ms is so woke they changed the GREEN M&MS SHOES!!! Damn liberals at it again!"
"You know that N&Ms has been accused of child slavery? That this is all just a distraction?"
"Shut up wokie!"
"You know that N&Ms has been accused of child slavery? That this is all just a distraction?"
"Shut up wokie!"
Woke by KrimsonKatt August 16, 2023
Woke
"Woke": A state of leftist liberal brainwashing and propaganda imposed on society through politics, media, public education and peer pressure under the guise of "social justice" and political activism, with the goals of dismantling European white ethnic and national identity, conservative ethics, common sense and universal Christian moral and family values.
Braindead leftist liberal moron: "I'm so woke I hate all white people, am unashamedly a supporter of BLM, Antifa, LGBTQ and I hate all Christians too! And I hate God, and conservatives, and capitalism, and property rights, and free speech and free thought and critical thinking and common sense and...and...and...whatever else my beloved celebrity idols tell me to hate! And I love communism and socialism and...and...and whatever else my celebrity idols tell me to love and support! Yeah! Social justice! Screw white people!"
Normal person: "Cringe!"
Normal person: "Cringe!"
Woke by De La Vega October 4, 2023