shot his/her/their wad

In a refreshing break from political correctness, this is found more and more in executive boardrooms to describe a party's presentation of his best offering, such as a lawyer giving his best argument or a company putting its final offer on the table.

With the obvious sexual reference as you see in other wad entries, it's especially funny to see two women execs talking about shooting their respective "wads."
Jeeves shot his/her/their wad with a demand for first-class travel to get to meetings on the Jasper deal.
by burnt sox December 24, 2006
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shot my wad

What you say in the grocery store when you reach the end of the frozen foods aisle.
"They're outta cool whip. I gotta go. I just shot my wad."
by mehinda June 06, 2006
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1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.

You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!
by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009
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Dick Wad

when someone cuts off pieces of multiple dicks and ties a rubber band on a “wad” of dick pieces
“Hey dude, I found a dick wad laying in my mom’s bedside drawer. They were still twitching and it freaked me the fuck out”
by emo mf April 10, 2022
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Dick wad

A co-worker who sends you urban dictionary meanings on her/his day off
Do you know Catherine? She’s a dick wad
by PlEaSw April 21, 2022
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dick wad

A slow person who can’t understand shit.
Shut up dick wad
by LILNINIINIGA February 23, 2024
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tick wad

A school friendly term to call your friends instead of a f**ktard
Stop being such a tick wad!
by Tickwad July 03, 2021
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