Van Goghing

Verb: When a girl has ear gauges and you stick your penis through the hole.

Did you see those gauges? I plan on Van Goghing that for sure.

by Solo bz January 20, 2014

van tan

where you have one arm more tanned than the other, like a white van driver who always had his window down and arm out resting on the door in the sun.

Damnit, I put more fake tan on one arm than the other, its a right van tan!

by Bekarington July 26, 2015

Van Heaux

Brother of Vincent Van Gogh, who instead of cutting off his ear like his brother, proceeded to cut off his Dick. No one remembers Van Heaux because he was a terrible painter.

If you want to be famous, you have to have talent like Vincent Van Gogh, not just cut off your body parts like his brother Van Heaux.

by livvydomestic November 26, 2018

van aardt

A man who eats earth in Afrikaans.

He is such a van Aardt

by Future van Aardt October 17, 2018

Van Hoe

Somebody who is an arthoe and has a liking for all things yellow. Especially mustard yellow.

A typical example of a Van Gogh hoe

Did you see her yellow overalls? Such a van hoe.

by Blobthelobhoe September 21, 2018

Start the van

Phrase used in reference to the party van (FBI/Police listening/Police raiding SWAT van)
a van that is externally party/ice cream/ballons themed but contains FBI/police/SWAT inside.

This phrase is used when some user posts CP (Child Pornography) or similar, to remark that it might be illegal content.

User (1) (OP/original poster) starts a thread: "Only the youngest" With a teenage girl on the picture / naked / half-naked"
User (2) Posts similar content
User (3) Posts similar content
---->User (4): "Start the van jeff001.jpg"

by STFUNIGGA May 25, 2018

Van dike

A big lesbian that acts like a man.

Shut the fuck up your a van dike

by SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK63 March 26, 2019