A drink promising side effects which will render you a crying mess, convince you everyone is married and theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper.
I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time
by JuicyOliwia6669 September 21, 2017
Get the Capri-sun Vodkasmug. A type of vodka that is produced during menstruation through the poosay. It is a Pussian delicacy and it is a must-try drink, its only competitor is Warm Iguana Goop.
by Wig eater August 25, 2024
Get the Vodka Red Pussymug. A simple mixed drink consisting of any random flavored vodka + soda water. Basically a vodka soda but flavored.
Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.
Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.
by Thequantum August 26, 2022
Get the vodka surprisemug. by typ aa March 1, 2017
Get the wille vodkamug. The inability to orgasm during sex due to an overconsumption of alcohol; the female version of "whiskey dick."
girl 1: How was your night with Greg? ; )
girl 2: Not good, I had Vodka Vag
girl 1: Damn Vodka Vag gets you every time
girl 2: Not good, I had Vodka Vag
girl 1: Damn Vodka Vag gets you every time
by I'll_sit_on_your_face April 19, 2017
Get the Vodka Vagmug. Greg: Hey dude, why'd you fuck my sister and my mom in a threesome?
Asshole:Because vodka, that's why
Asshole:Because vodka, that's why
by XXXCalvin_Klien69_360No_ScOpEr July 15, 2016
Get the because vodka, that's whymug.