Uncle Spooner

When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and you wake up in the middle of the night being aggressively spooned by your uncle with a little something stiff knocking on your back door.

I thought I was dreaming till I realized I was awake and getting the old uncle spooner.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018

Uncle Kiss

When a girl doesn't want a guy to kiss her but he does anyway.

So the other day I was with Todd and he totally uncle kissed me. I was like can you not?

by Tim & Eleanor June 28, 2015

Splenda uncle

It's the shitty poorer version of a sugar daddy. Usually they are slightly past middle-aged. Also they tend to go for the "less pretty girls." Essentially both a Splenda Uncle and the "less pretty girl" are settling for what they can get.

Jessica: "Shelly, what about him? He seems okay."
Shelly: "I guess... but he's definitely not a sugar daddy."
Jessica: "Of course not. But he could be your Splenda Uncle!"

by leahylives4ever April 14, 2017

Uncle Stan

Drives a combine, loves sex in wheat fields and has an alcoholic nephew

look at all this flattened wheat

yeah a uncle stan was here
lmfao ok cool lets buy some alcohol

by Stanky Stanley January 07, 2020

Uncle Donald

A loser who goes unto other peoples homes. If you see this pedophile run because he can also cause an infestation of bugs because of his horrible stench. Basically this nigga is a BUM who uses people for shelter, and wants to fuck his nephews and nieceypoos.

“How did Uncle Donald get here he don’t have no car?!”

by BigdickBran June 05, 2023

uncle cousin

person is really you're 2nd cousin but you call them uncle cousin because they are much older than you and because your mom or dad act like siblings

My Uncle cousin Joey is taking me to the playground.

by phillybuzz215 August 20, 2015

Redneck Uncle

An uncle who takes you out to have the fun of your life, he shows you how the world works and how it should work. He teaches you how to talk to girls and how to stand up for yourself. he teaches you everything school wont, and no matter what hes got ur back. he also most likley drives any lifted vehicle, has fished or hunted, loves the offroad, and aint afraid of gettin dirty. prolly has a mullet.

Dallas: "who taught u how to get a girl like that and beat up her ex"
Kid: "my redneck uncle taught me"

by THE REDNECK UNCLE March 08, 2021