Uncle Lee

verb - the act of backing out of your driveway, and smashing into a family member's car parked behind you.

Don't park behind him. He'll Uncle Lee your car in the morning.

by Yakodonk July 23, 2009

uncle quibbers

He’s just that guy and always will be just that guy

Uncle quibbers is just that guy

by A dog 64 March 19, 2019

Bala uncle

When you’re part of the bala family and you have a bala niece or nephew

Tranna mek bala with bala uncle

by Sdotskrilla94 November 5, 2020

uncle jeremy

Awesome

"Did you mean uncle jeremy?"
"Yea, he's awesome!"

by Dot, Dot, Dot... September 6, 2016

uncle random

Uncle Random is like kids TV directed by David Lynch . He’s that family friend who’s not actually related but you wish he was . He’s the cunt who says tells you things your parents should have . He’s a heavily medicated cunt but never hides it and that’s why people love him . Uncle Random swears way too much and makes you laugh at things you really shouldn’t

“The c word is the worst word to be invented i can't even type it out i hate it that much it makes me go all Uncle Random “

“Shut up you dumb cunt”

by Uncle Random January 6, 2019

Uncle Patrick

A white person who hates the fact that they are white, or think that mistreatment/discrimination of (a white person because they are white)/white people is justified.

Person 1: It's impossible to be racist to white people and they should be discriminated against.

Person 2: But you're white...
Person 1: I don't care
Person: Oh you silly Uncle Patrick

by hulk_1982720 August 8, 2023

uncle cousin

person is really you're 2nd cousin but you call them uncle cousin because they are much older than you and because your mom or dad act like siblings

My Uncle cousin Joey is taking me to the playground.

by phillybuzz215 September 29, 2015