Ultimate Supreme Omeganut (n/v):
When you nut inside someone so hard, it's force was comparable to an Olympia shotgun on thirty levels of cocaine and meth. These nuts also simultaneously cause lightning bolts to strike the Earth, earthquakes to occur, tsunamis to strike, make volcanoes to erupt, rip the space-time continuum, make at least 31 supernovae to happen, and make a being 13 dimensions away nut as well. This only ever happened once, when Zeus nutted in Athena for the first time.
When you nut inside someone so hard, it's force was comparable to an Olympia shotgun on thirty levels of cocaine and meth. These nuts also simultaneously cause lightning bolts to strike the Earth, earthquakes to occur, tsunamis to strike, make volcanoes to erupt, rip the space-time continuum, make at least 31 supernovae to happen, and make a being 13 dimensions away nut as well. This only ever happened once, when Zeus nutted in Athena for the first time.
Archaeologist: This piece of petrified white stone is left over from the legendary Ultimate Supreme Omeganut.
Random Person: What is the Ultimate Supreme Omeganut?
Archaeologist: It's when Zues nutted so hard, the universe almost ended.
Random Person: What is the Ultimate Supreme Omeganut?
Archaeologist: It's when Zues nutted so hard, the universe almost ended.
by Bennyboy32 January 31, 2019
Get the Ultimate Supreme Omeganut mug.As said by a great many numbers of religions, "The Fate of Man is to be Judged by God, when the end times are due." This is, however, not the case. The Ultimate Fate of Man is to become what we humans have created - religion. Our destiny is to become Gods via evolution of our brain, which in turn, will create complex, more advanced civilizations. These "Immortal Humans" will, in the future, be able to create universes at will, thus rendering them as having a God-like nature.
Isaac Asimov's "The Last Question" shows Man having God-like intellogence, which is, of course, the Ultimate Fate of Man.
by Eternal Esta September 24, 2008
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The Ultimate Wet Willy can be attained by a group of guys only. The Ultimate Wet WIlly involves each of the guys jerking off and then all of the semon is put into a sleeping person's ear.
Bob was the first to fall asleep at the sleep over, so the other guys decided to gay out and give him an ultimate wet willy/
by J.D.N. August 13, 2006
Get the ultimate wet willy mug.An absolute crap sport that sissy metrosexual guys who are useless at all other sports play, along with women, most of whom are again lacking in athletic ability. The only skills required in this game are the ability to throw a frisbee, and run.
In many cities in Canada this joke of a sport is monopolizing public fields that should be available for practices to those who play on teams in serious sports leagues (soccer, rugby, football, Australian rules football, Gaelic football, etc.) Ultimate frisbee teams have used the sexism card to monopolize these public fields, arguing that since their teams are mixed sex, they should get priority over the single sex teams in these other sports, the vast majority of which are male. If you confront them and suggest there should be equitable distribution of the time of said field, one or more of the metrosexuals involved will have a hissy fit.
In many cities in Canada this joke of a sport is monopolizing public fields that should be available for practices to those who play on teams in serious sports leagues (soccer, rugby, football, Australian rules football, Gaelic football, etc.) Ultimate frisbee teams have used the sexism card to monopolize these public fields, arguing that since their teams are mixed sex, they should get priority over the single sex teams in these other sports, the vast majority of which are male. If you confront them and suggest there should be equitable distribution of the time of said field, one or more of the metrosexuals involved will have a hissy fit.
My Australian rules football team could no longer practice where we used to because the ultimate frisbee metrosexuals managed to convince the politically correct Toronto City Hall that they should get to use the field whenever they please, solely because their teams are mixed sex.
by great success April 5, 2010
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Edgar: "hey man wanna play ultimate extreme ping pong?
Christian: "lets do this."
Luis: "Can i play?"
Edgar and Christian: "sure."
Christian: "lets do this."
Luis: "Can i play?"
Edgar and Christian: "sure."
by ping pong master ding dong October 12, 2009
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"He just screamed Ultimate Punch, then he jumped off the three story building and puched someone who was standing on the ground"
by BallGag October 23, 2009
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