Spanish trumpet

The harmonizing tone that a lusty Latina lover makes when a Spanish bullfighter inserts his hot sauce drenched genitalia
You know the noise the "It's Wednesday, My Dudes" guy makes? Thats a Spanish trumpet
by Ragnar boulderfist April 17, 2016
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Gooey Trumpet

When you fart and cum at the same time
me and amber were going at it so hard that i blew the gooey trumpet
by jayareaye March 12, 2014
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hot trumpet

A hot fart that sounds like a trumpet.
That was an awesome hot trumpet with some extreme heat on it.
by Keeping it real February 17, 2017
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Vitamin Trumpet

A nickname for your nose when snorting drugs.
"hey dude how should I use these drugs?"

"use your vitamin trumpet"
by theantiscro March 30, 2014
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Trumpet a Fart

The act of wafting a fart at your friend from across the room.
"Steve!" says Sally, "What would you think if I "trumpeted a fart" to you?"
by Joey Pellet December 08, 2004
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russian trumpet

Shitting in a girls mouth while she licks your balls from behind.
I gave that bitch a russian trumpet
by dashle November 04, 2015
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Knuckle Trumpet

A euphamism for masterbation. Similar to a Skin Flute.
the act of "rubbing one out". jacking off. stroking it. sowing your own seed
Barney was so lonely on Saturday night, he just sat alone in his living room and played a slow, slippery tune on his KNUCKLE TRUMPET
by e-rips October 08, 2003
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