Wise Mystical Tree

A very funny tree you will see either on tiktok, twitter, youtube, everywhere to be honest.
Pretty swag tree if you ask me
Also for some god forsaken reason, there's a photo of it having a PHAT ASS!!!!

Yo have you seen that new wise mystical tree?
"No."
Oh... Well it's pretty funny!
"Ok"
kys

by xxigilzbyKaijo October 21, 2022

faggot in a tree

Edward Cullen.

Look, a faggot in a tree!

by Crazyglambert August 21, 2010

go fuck a tree

A way to tell a person to leave you alone when they're annoying you.

similar to playing go hide and fuck yourself

Girl: Omg Tommorow's my Birthday! Do you want to Come!??

Boy: No Go Fuck A Tree

by ¿Dean? February 13, 2007

tree rat

derogatory term for a monkey (not apes )

Oh, look at that little tree rat twitch at 33 seconds.

by Default_User May 22, 2017

Just above a tree

A worthless individual, who is depicted as bottom of the barrel in a social or work environment.

A socialite or corporate executive would be in the clouds. A peasant or low life would be just above a tree.

by Bill Branklin May 8, 2008

Penis Tree

An old Oak tree in Marietta, Ga with one large, mis-shapen branch that strangly resembles a penis. COntrary to popular belief, to young people from Old Marietta, this is the most well known landmark, not The Big Chicken.

Yeah, all you have to do is hang a left after the Penis Tree and you'll be on Kennesaw Avenue.

by Wallis Fuller September 8, 2006

tree of taste

Much like a family tree, with the exception that relationships are formed based on who individuals hooked up with instead of genetic lineage. Best evidenced in college settings, especially in fraternities and sororities.

"I can't believe I'm in the same tree of taste as Chris. It's like an evil version of 'six degrees of Kevin Bacon.'"

by Wonder Weasel August 23, 2006