double trouble

when you are having sex with a pregnant women, and the fetus proceeds to give you a blowjob all at once.

“yo brady i took this girl home from the club, and she happened to be pregnant”

“that’s awesome dude! did you end up getting a double trouble?”

“yessir, you already know”

by D3c1an March 12, 2025

Berated Throuples Syndrome - BTS

Verbally and/or emotionally abusive relationship in a throuple format. Can lead to couple team with one wo/man out. Elder throuples can not break from a BTS situation. BTS seems to be most pervasive in the elder communities. Can sometimes present when a 2 elder couples are close and 1 spouse passes or a couple simply is looking for a third wheel. Eventually the third wheel is entitled to other wheels and this is when BTS becomes obvious. The cure to BTS is somehow returning to a traditional couple. In elder communities this cure seems impossible to obtain.

My mother suffers from Berated Throuples Syndrome - BTS. She continues to hang out with John and Lanie even though she seems miserable.

by PuddyPieBrown March 31, 2025

The Troubled Leg troubleDthE

The Troubled Leg troubleDthE

The Troubled Leg troubleDthE

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Alabama throuple

When a couple (not related) and one of their siblings spend waaaay too much time together, to the point where it's assumed they're a throuple.

You always see Joe and Alice hanging out with her brother Tony. I'm starting to think they're an Alabama throuple, dude.

by telishgranger May 5, 2025

battered throuple syndrome

Battered throuple syndrome is essentially Stockholm syndrome without the kidnapping. Typically BTS experienced by elder people. Sometimes occurs when a spouse dies and they latch onto another couple. The relationship of the three experiences feelings of love, attachment, trapped, and anxiety. Anxiety is often felt when separated from one or two. Trapped is experienced when one wants space from the two but they can not leave. They can run to the grocery store but they must return. Once one experiences BTS one can not escape.

My mom has battered throuple syndrome (BTS). She spends lots of time with a couple. She even sleeps in their bed. She sometimes calls the man her husband but she is confused by the dynamics of BTS.

by PuddyPieBrown May 15, 2025

Juggle trouble

When you're having sex and you pull out three balls and start juggling.

I was having sex and decided to start doing the juggle trouble.

by Branpron9un October 10, 2025

Juggle trouble

When you feel the intercourse is not going well, so you pull out and start juggling with no warning.

I was having sex, and I had to juggle trouble.

by Branpron9un October 10, 2025