Theft

To illegally obtain in a furtive manner any substance that do not lawfully belong to the person taking it.

Johnny's theft of the credit card has caused Momo a plethora of troubles.

by delerius security November 19, 2003

weed thief

When you buy a sack of weed and smoke maybe half of it then it randomly disappears while your high when your with your friends. Someone in the group is a weed thief also know as a bastard fuck. They secretly pocket the sack at one point in the night and continue to say they have no clue where it is.

Dude! We bought that 80 sack the other night and went over to jeffs where half way through the night it appears the weed thief had struck once again. Down with the weed thief! down with him!!!...jeff

by augustburns September 8, 2010

oxygen thief

A ridiculously lazy person. A blood sucking leech. A moocher who does absolutley nothing to earn his or her keep.

For 8 Years Vice President Gore was the stereotypical oxygen theif. That was how he secured the Democratic Nomination

by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

Joke Thief

1. One who steals another persons jokes and claims them as his or her own.

2. Carlos Mencia

Dude: Hey man, have you seen that video where Joe Rogan calls out Carlos Mencia for stealing other comics jokes?

Bro: Yeah... Mencia is such a fucking joke thief.

by Dan 17 October 23, 2008

thiefted

Pasttense of being stolen

Yea I was at a party last night and someone had thiefted me

by Lone lifhtskin July 3, 2017

Thefterize

The act of illegally acquiring what is not yours.

Awwww man, we don't have any cables left in that drawer because somebody is always thefterizing them.

by El Jefe November 7, 2003

JBC Thief

An individual who steals a junior bacon cheeseburger knowing full well it belongs to someone else.

I put my wendys down for a second, and than some jbc thief took it. I think it was Alyssa.

by DaveDin January 1, 2009