Friend thief

A stupid person who tries to steal your best friend by hanging out with you and your best friend.
For example they are the only person who can sit next to your best friend.

Rulie aka friend thief always has to sit next to my best friend Gilia.

by Bowgirl April 7, 2019

Waffle Thief

1.

An offensive term for a Belgian suspected of theft.

Give it back you filthy fucking waffle thief

by JackRabbitStorm August 28, 2010

Urban Dictionary Thief

A word/definition posted on Urban Dictionary that was swiped by a moderator and used as their own.

What the hell? I posted a definition on UD but it's been edited and posted under someone else's username! Freakin' Urban Dictionary Thief mods.

by ooberdoosh November 30, 2015

Ole thief

A thief but in trini.

Wait nah... is my pen in your hand? Yuh blasted ole thief

by theyenvyci March 6, 2024

Yakeley Laundry Thief

A girl who terrorized Yakeley (and Gilchrist) laundry rooms during the 2024-2025 school year by stealing name-brand clothing and selling it on depop and to plato’s closet. This event caused widespread panic (and entertainment) making people wonder if they’ve fallen victim to this horrible crime.

“all my lulu is missing!”
“girl… it was definitely the Yakeley laundry thief. check depop.”

by spartysleftboot May 6, 2025

Sushi Thief

The person up train of you on the sushi train that steals your chosen plate or plates.

Differs from a sushi hog and sushi ninja by quantity and selectivity.

-- Tina Yothers just sat down and she has already robbed me twice. What a Sushi Thief!

by xhoochx March 17, 2014

yo daughter is a thief

Similar to yo son is a crackhead

These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children

Bob: Your a dumb useless crackhead thief
Sam: I am not

Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you

by 459395 August 31, 2023