viking bod

Noun: A dad bod on a badass

- "Who's that pimp in the fur coat with the dad bod?"
- "That's not a dad bod.. that's a viking bod. He only eats eggs on his pizza in case he needs to kick some butt"

by spookfish May 12, 2021

minnesota vikings

losers

he’s probably the minnesota vikings

by mixeoxlong January 15, 2023

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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025

Viking clap

The Viking clap is an extra bad case of the claps.

Not to be confused with the Viking thunder clap used by football fans.

Ah man i tell you, i got a really bad case of the viking claps from this hooker.

by Speakingfromexperience. April 2, 2021

Viking Sexual

A metro sexual man having a Scandinavian heritage. He has all of the character traits of a metro sexual yet claims to be a manly man and a viking.

He is so viking sexual he wears blue suede shoes

by FUPM May 3, 2018

Viking Piñata Funeral

A funeral process where a person’s cremated remains are set out to sea on a ship that is then lit on fire via fire arrows that are shot from the shore, then, the funeral attendees equip diving gear and collect the ashes, whoever gets the most wins the person’s will

“We had a Viking Piñata Funeral for Tyler last Saturday, he will be missed”

by Raccski April 10, 2021

viking raid

The act of 18 or more men ravaging one woman for a chance into Valhalla (The Vagina)

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I was part of a Viking Raid.
Guy 1: Did you reach Valhalla??
Guy 2: HELL YEEE

by Rattagast the brown July 29, 2016