The Ketchup Treatment

This is a follow up of the Custard Treatment. I highly recommend you read the first.

If the perpetrator caused bleeding (internal or external), then cold ketchup is also poured into the pipe, simulating the feeling of bleeding.

Due to the severity of your crime, I sentence you to "The Ketchup Treatment"
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*

by Max's Left Nut November 19, 2018

Paulina Treatment

When an ugly girl gives oral sex to a guy that deserves nothing at all.

Jack: Damnn... He got the paulina treatment from her yesterday
Mat: Yes I know shocking!

by issabitmad March 9, 2023

wet noodle treatment

Slapping someone with cooked noodles

"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"

by Someone awesome June 27, 2016

Trashcan Treatment

When a person is giving your opinions no value.

She was giving me the trashcan treatment when I was talking about my feelings.

by Grasson May 25, 2025

the blue abiko treatment

"the blue abiko treatment" involves brutally shoving your ex-spouse/partner against a wall and breaking their spine in the process, paralysing them forever.

"she broke up with me so i gave her the blue abiko treatment"

by FearItSelfPlayz May 9, 2024

faja treatment

When you make a new Wow character that is the new meta and the guild funnels you gear over the dumb hunters of the raid

Faja always gets the faja treatment over the other people in raid.

by taddhunter August 14, 2023

The mileven treatment

When a canon ship gets in the way of a fanon ship with an intense fanbase, and is overhated because of it. Bonus points if the fandom of the fanon ship directs most of their hate towards a girl in the canon ship.

Stan 1: “I like this cute canon ship, but its so hard to enjoy when there’s always antis in my ear saying it’s toxic”
Stan 2: “that’s so annoying. Why are there antis?
Stan 1: “Because they ship a character from my ship with another character”
Stan 2: “your ship is totally getting the mileven treatment!”

by lovehändel November 14, 2023