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cross-eyed teddy bear

Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.
I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.
by ISwareAlanisSangIt January 10, 2014
mugGet the cross-eyed teddy bearmug.

out of the teddy bear club

tongue in cheek reference to being in trouble with someone or banned from a group because of a faux pas or thoughtless act. Also referred to as TBC denied or Exiled from the TBC.
"Jenny, if you drink my last beer again you're going to be out of the teddy bear club." or "Josh stood me up last week. He is TBC denied."
by leh February 19, 2007
mugGet the out of the teddy bear clubmug.

teddy give us free nitro

we want out friend teddy to give us discord nitro for free
awesomenes251: teddy give us free nitro
teddy: no
by pp poo poo ea sports December 8, 2020
mugGet the teddy give us free nitromug.

Joseph “Teddy” Romero

The man at the top of Buena High Schools most wanted list. Dangerous man, fast, sexy, unstoppable.
Ay did you hear what Joseph “Teddy” Romero did?
Yeah he’s got a huge cock.
by ClowninOnAHomie November 15, 2019
mugGet the Joseph “Teddy” Romeromug.

Teddy Desir

A term used to name boys who love transgender people and are gay / bi
Im a teddy desir
by Yanutza Perez April 16, 2022
mugGet the Teddy Desirmug.

Teddy Bear

a happy less intelligent female usually attractive.
mani! your girl a teddy bear...
by lybacsvo August 22, 2023
mugGet the Teddy Bearmug.

Being Teddy Bear

Being Teddy Bear means that you are homosexual/ loving femboys/ hating women for no reason.

Teddy Bear is a widely known figure who's notorious for hating on women/ being homosexual, so if your friend says "He's trying to be Teddy so bad" Now you know.
"Did you see how Anne Frank might have been gay?" "Yeah, she's Being Teddy Bear so bad."

"Dude did you hear how Derek hates women because he likes femboys?" "Dude, he's literally Being Teddy Bear." "Who the Fuck is Teddy Bear?" "Make love with me."
by Uncle-Goku February 23, 2024
mugGet the Being Teddy Bearmug.

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