When car keys are misplaced, their location is unknown as well as their non-location. Therefore, they exist as a wave function in all locations which collapses upon observation of the keys following The Heisenberg-Schrodinger Lost Key Postulate. Which also hypothesized that you cannot simultaneously know the locations something isn't and not know where it is.
That party was wild, lost my keys but I found them in the FREEZER this morning! You really dont know where your keys aren't till you find them, totally like Schrodinger's Keys!!!
by aalh November 12, 2014
Get the Schrodinger's Keysmug. The act of burping whilst eating out a girl, then slapping her stomach to let it out in the form of a queef.
by Hugh Janus69420 October 22, 2020
Get the Turned the Keymug. A derogatory term describing some one who doesn't have their thoughts together. Term may have originated from the first users of electric typewriters, computer jargon.
Old man Johnny has a stuck key and is a half bubble off when he starts talking nonsense and repeating himself like that.
I just can't seem to keep my ducks in a rowwwwwww anymore.
I just can't seem to keep my ducks in a rowwwwwww anymore.
by Mt^Top March 22, 2011
Get the stuck keymug. by nekozuu December 12, 2021
Get the kei privileggemug. by Hammertimebammertime April 12, 2023
Get the Bruh Keymug. An expression describing any of various heavy objects that is able to break glass, hence being the universal key for houses and cars in both emergency and illegal situations.
"We're never getting out of this desert if we can't get the car open!"
"Don't worry! I found a universal key!"
*sound of glass breaking*
"Don't worry! I found a universal key!"
*sound of glass breaking*
by ClivetheRock July 16, 2020
Get the Universal Keymug. The F25 key is extremely dangerous. If you press the F25 key, you will be obliterated into the 125th dimension, which is actually a tardis according to some sources. One known victim of the F25 key is an unknown girl, who pressed it and then was never found again.
Girl: Are you ready for this? Promise not to tell. I'm gonna hit the F25 key, get ready!-
*gets obliterated into the 125th dimension*
*gets obliterated into the 125th dimension*
by upseguest April 17, 2023
Get the F25 keymug.