(n.) a large rifle, similar to a shotgun, that fires heavy slugs designed to bring down an elephant in two shots.
(n.) A wart (or similar infection) on the hand that fires puss when squeed.
(n.) A wart (or similar infection) on the hand that fires puss when squeed.
by Kung-Fu jesus May 6, 2004

by fizzle April 1, 2004

A common phrase in baseball, elephant ears are simply when the pockets of a player's pants are seen outside of their slits (which happens often to back pockets which are in no way attached to the inside of the pants). Phrase made most popular by Duane Kuiper and Mike Krukow, San Francisco Giants TV broadcasters.
by Buck47 August 23, 2006

the beer guzzling, weight gaming homosexual. while elephants drink water through their noise this douch elephant would love to attempt to guzzle down beer through his noise often resulting in beer spilled all over themselves and a large mouthed smile.
by yourmom00 December 6, 2007

by anandaMCbananahead June 17, 2023

by as May 17, 2004

1.An extremely painful attack where a knee is shoved up the ass of another person
2.What happens when ur not watching ur ass at a zoo
2.What happens when ur not watching ur ass at a zoo
Ex:
1.I gave mark the old "fucked by an elephant" routine and he's still walking around like a pregnant girl
2.We all watched in horror as jack was getting crushed by the elephant
1.I gave mark the old "fucked by an elephant" routine and he's still walking around like a pregnant girl
2.We all watched in horror as jack was getting crushed by the elephant
by FucktardedScarecrow April 16, 2009
