day old deli meat dangle

An old beat up pussy that resembles deli meat that has been sitting out for day

I was gonna go down on Melissa but I saw her pussy and it had a bad case of the 'day old deli meat dangles'

by disgruntled vet chef October 30, 2013

Horn Dogged Beast is Dangle Nosed

Slang for when your man-meat is erect and hanging out.

John's "horn dogged beast is dangle nosed" after the lap dance he just got.

by J Mac Cinci August 26, 2008

Underarm Dingle Dangle (UADD)

1. Underarm fat that continues wiggle and jiggle after you stop waving.

2. Underarm wave

I couldn't help but be distract by her underarm dingle dangle (UADD) when she waved.

by Snookiemil June 8, 2011

Dangling from his neck carrots

When someone is so obsessed with someone that said person is a dangling carrot to them mixed with the person wanting to hang from their neck like a koala bear and be next to them at all times.

All those Beliebers are dangling from his neck carrots

by dontworrybeyonce October 3, 2014

quandalius jamarius quangle dingle dangle III

God.

Person 1: Yo bro, i am literally quandalius jamarius quangle dingle dangle III

Person 2: *worships* *kneels*

Person 1: bro im joking

Person 2: YOU DARE USE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN

by QuandaliusJamariusDemarcusIII September 25, 2023

Dangle Buddies

Slang term for the testes. AKA nuts

Jim woke up with Franks dangle buddies on his forehead.

by Dubbinz August 9, 2010

slaying dangles

To masturbate

I’m going to be slaying dangles in the shower.

by evapo777 February 13, 2018