Danger noodle

Another word for Penis

“Don’t touch me with your danger noodle”

by Kisses_07 May 25, 2021

danger crush

When you fancy someone who is in a significant position of authority over you and has the ability to ruin or end your life if they ever found out. Since actually doing anything would blow your cover you never do anything about it, and so you have so little to gain but so much to lose by having a danger crush. The objective of this is to prevent anyone from ever finding out, which makes it even more dangerous and exciting for you.

So I see you're spending a lot of time with the daughter of that crack-dealing pimp, he's gonna kill you if he ever finds out. B: Yeah. She's my danger crush.

by svak.fk;vsb November 22, 2015

danger rabbit

a very horny individual on the look out for mates!

Don't look behind out, it's a danger rabbit

by beefbud February 20, 2011

danger swipe

When you swipe right on someone you probably wouldn’t speak to but just to see if you match with them

He’s a 7/10 but fuck it let’s just do a danger swipe

by dragosteadintei October 19, 2021

dangerous dandelions

The biggest baddest gang around. They prefer to tickle their victims to death or make them have severe allergic reactions if applicable.

Guy1: Hey man, do you have allergies?
Guy2: Yeah, its the Dangerous Dandelions......

by dalainimick March 1, 2010

Dangerous tuna

Hates gays and is an absolute bitch is also extremely stupid and a poo poo head

Dangerous tuna hates gays

by Potato4634 November 17, 2019

dangerous arch

When you have a fat ass and you show it in just the right way

She got such a dangerous arch it make a nigga bust real quick

by Technically_homeless December 27, 2020