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Fratty Guy: Damn that girl is so hot and she's not a bitch like dem other chicks in houses
Other Frattish Guy: Duh brosef, she an Alpha Phi.
by Alphaphibabe March 12, 2008
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alpha male

One who leads the pack in a positive fashion
Nathan Buckley captain of the Collingwood Magpies in the AFL is a perfect example of an Alpha Male. Leads the so called Collingwood nuff nuffs with pride...Up the Mighty Magpies
by pieguy June 16, 2006
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alpha male

Like a real dictator, some megalomaniac who thinks he has some special right to run the show. Has only as much power as people give him in their minds. You choose to obey him, he has power. You choose not to, he has nothing.
An alpha male can be punched in the face with no penalty, because he has no real power.
by I wanna riot!!!!!!!! December 17, 2008
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phi alpha

The secret motto of the Sigma Alpha Epsilong fraternity. Now is used as a measure of truth between brothers. Also used as a greeting, agreement, or kudos.
man 1: "I railed this whore last night in the ass"
man 2: "BS!"
man 1: "phi alpha i railed her in the ass"
man 2: "right on, i knew she was a whore"
by angelnine9 September 22, 2006
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alpha kitty

Passive-aggressive, insecure female. One who demonstrates the irony of self-appointed, group-based, non-conformity. (Hello Kitty, a translation: you ARE cookie-cutter).
I am an alpha kitty because I'm my own person and wear vintage clothes like Sarah Jessica Parker. We alpha-kitties pay pros to video ourselves bopping around telling you about us on the internet.
by Janet90322 October 15, 2007
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one alpha

where 'alpha' is a unit of measurement for the width of a spreadsheet, a 'one alpha' is a small spreadsheet. ie it only uses the columns A through Z or less. expressed in notation as 1A.

the term is also adapted to larger spreadsheets, eg two alpha (2A), five alpha (5A), etc., and it is worth noting that excel 2007 can accommodate slightly more than a six hundred and thirty alpha spreadsheet (which is technically a six hundred and thirty one alpha), because six hundred and thirty two alpha is just being ridiculous.
eg: the numbers are pretty clear; i'll have a one alpha to you by lunch

or

here in the Business Services Unit the standard is one alpha
by ESP within the Force July 17, 2011
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alpha pig

A man (or woman) lacking class and exuding an attitude of extreme piggish-ness. A person who has very little social grace. Also one who has no standards and will hook up with anything that comes his/her way.
Jimmy just banged that hoe in the bathroom while his girlfriend is home pregnant, man is he an alpha pig.

Wendy was just making fun of the blind deaf kid, is she an alpha pig or what?
by Jenny Blue June 15, 2007
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