During heterosexual intercourse, the male penis enters the anal cavity, the oral cavity, and vagina, in that order and all in under 1 minute.
Kenny: "Things got wild last night"
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.
by Alfalfa Male July 30, 2011
Get the Triple Salamimug. Backstabbing through entrapment
luring a friend into being crossed is to double-cross/betray, then actually crossing them is a triple cross.
luring a friend into being crossed is to double-cross/betray, then actually crossing them is a triple cross.
Billy shot a stranger - he crossed him
Bobby shot a friend - he double-crossed him
Quaddy said he wanted to meet up with his old 'friend' and shot him - he triple-crossed him
A successful undercover cop is a double-crosser.
An undercover cop who encourages crime / entraps - is a triple-crosser
Bobby shot a friend - he double-crossed him
Quaddy said he wanted to meet up with his old 'friend' and shot him - he triple-crossed him
A successful undercover cop is a double-crosser.
An undercover cop who encourages crime / entraps - is a triple-crosser
by OnlyQuaddy October 27, 2022
Get the Triple-Crossmug. A triple bypass is when someone is eating ass and burps into the asshole of which they are eating, and then said asshole farts it back out
by sherwinre April 19, 2019
Get the Triple Bypassmug. by Lord Gooseberry February 7, 2022
Get the Triple Submug. To do a triple R is to show one’s Rump to the Royal Racoon. In other words it is to pull a moony at the King’s/ Queen’s prized Racoon and may be considered very offensive in certain cultures.
Dave: Stop that Clement!
Clement: What?
Dave: Your doing a bloody triple R!
Clement: No, I was showing my rump to the king’s prized Otter. I would never dare do a triple R.
Dave: Thank god.
Slightly perverted otter: Indeed.
Clement: What?
Dave: Your doing a bloody triple R!
Clement: No, I was showing my rump to the king’s prized Otter. I would never dare do a triple R.
Dave: Thank god.
Slightly perverted otter: Indeed.
by Semmelweis December 18, 2018
Get the Triple Rmug. 
by sir leton March 3, 2022
Get the Triple Factsmug.