Urban Skunk

Noun - An inhabitant of the inner city who urinates and defecates on himself in order to deter attack or close physical contact, particularly with law enforcement.

I told my new partner Mike "Don't bother that bum, he's an urban skunk and he'll crap himself if you get too close." Mike didn't listen and now he's washing his boots with disinfectant.

by Fisher Fowl May 1, 2009

Skunk Cooter

A term to reference an elderly vagina meant to also denote that it is not fresh any longer, and is therefore beyond its expiration date. Generally a vagina beyond the age of sixty, which ought to be experienced only by other members of the same age group. This term is one that is often used by younger generations to refer to older females.

I can't believe that your grandmother was flirting with me! I refuse to be involved with a skunk cooter , especially one

of that age!

by Shabda Preceptor September 20, 2016

Skunk Savage

The leader of the middle school skater posse. He exclusively only listens to Mac Miller smokes notebook paper to seem cool. He is also a the shortest amount the group.

Do I hear Mac Miller playing? Yes, that is just Skunk Savage in the back of the classroom.

by Pimpdaddy96 January 2, 2022

bump and skunk

Woman 1 humps man while man licks asshole of woman 2.

See “My Dad Wrote a Porno” Season 5, episode 3.

Shall we try the traditional Kilkenny bump and skunk at this threesome?

by Truffleelf September 24, 2019

Skunk nuggets

Used to replace any bad word. It means whatever mom wants it to mean.

Skunk nuggets, I forgot my purse at home.

You Skunk nugget

by Prettykat79 May 20, 2017

SKUNK DADDY

The ability to break wind profusely over extended periods of time with no remorse

Skunk Daddy must have been here! This place reeks lol

by El Skunk-O March 19, 2017

skunk fingers

To have ones fingers drenched in foul vaginal fluid

Hey mike, I got skunk fingers from that ten cent hooker over there

by T Dye May 7, 2018