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Mitch

A sexy man who would be sexier if he didn’t get a haircut.
Girl: “Mitch is so hot that I want to have premarital eye contact with him
by Tom Macmillan January 1, 2023
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Mitch

An Irish dude from Dublin your tipical self centered Dublin guy , but if you become close he will stand up for you . Plays rugby and has been in lots of fights ,went cold turkey on cigarettes and alcohol to to be a camp counselor in America. Short but super muscular. Is kind of intimidating . Will stand in front of a door to make you take pain meds if you need them but don’t want them. Became a sailing instructor at a summer camp to help him get over his fear of water .

If you meet a mitch don’t lose him
Who is Mitch ? Oh he is my counselor friend
by Ukecamper2882 December 14, 2017
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Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.
Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.
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Mitch

It is the B word but more appropriate, you can say it around the house if u wish and no one can be mad.
Talha:Yo abdul!
Abdul: Shut the muck up Mitch
by Wilson Luver June 27, 2020
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Mitch

Mitch the Bitch can be convinced to do anything remarkably stupid in a short period of time. He has that form of stupid masculinity like the guys on Jackass. This coupled with the confidence of someone who has always wanted to be famous just spells disaster. Be aware that this form of idiot is also a Mare which is a demonic spirit of European origin that uses sex as a chance to embarrass women or win the support of people who never valued him in the first place.
I got a copy of the flyer Mitch made this year for the proud boys incel group, they want access to more black bodies now without the establishment of longstanding social inclusion in the financial market.
by T-Exchange May 17, 2025
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Mitch

A guy with cute floofy hair and the nicest eyes with the best music taste ever
Damn what a mitch!!!
by Sadcarrot101 November 24, 2021
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