The largest lumberjack, this side of the Mississippi. He can wrestle 3 bears with one hand behind is back.
Hank hasn't spoken to his children in over 15 years. He doesn't pay child support.
Hank lives in a cabin in North Minnesota, where he lives with four squirrels. There were originally 5, but there was a fatality, during a thumb wrestling match. Rest In Peace, poor Billy.
Hank has a robust collection of flannel shirts. Used to model for Black and Decker.
Member of the Dean Koontz Family Tree.
Hank hasn't spoken to his children in over 15 years. He doesn't pay child support.
Hank lives in a cabin in North Minnesota, where he lives with four squirrels. There were originally 5, but there was a fatality, during a thumb wrestling match. Rest In Peace, poor Billy.
Hank has a robust collection of flannel shirts. Used to model for Black and Decker.
Member of the Dean Koontz Family Tree.
Squirrel 1: Hank Boontz, don't do it!
Hank: He shouldn't of disrespected me.
Squirrel 2: Hank, I don't think he knew that was your wife's closet.
Squirrel 5: I'm sorry! I won't do it again!
Hank: Challenge me to a thumb wrestling match for your life.
Splonald, from out of the corner: Did you guys remember to pick up cheese?
Squirrel 4: Yea, I got it.
Splonald: Thanks. *relinquishes back to the corner*
Squirrel 5: Tell your wife those acorns aren't for her. And those were the only nuts I was talking about busting in your wife's closet.
Hank after landing the final blow on Squirrel 5: Well shit, this is awkward.
Squirrel 3: THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
Hank: He shouldn't of disrespected me.
Squirrel 2: Hank, I don't think he knew that was your wife's closet.
Squirrel 5: I'm sorry! I won't do it again!
Hank: Challenge me to a thumb wrestling match for your life.
Splonald, from out of the corner: Did you guys remember to pick up cheese?
Squirrel 4: Yea, I got it.
Splonald: Thanks. *relinquishes back to the corner*
Squirrel 5: Tell your wife those acorns aren't for her. And those were the only nuts I was talking about busting in your wife's closet.
Hank after landing the final blow on Squirrel 5: Well shit, this is awkward.
Squirrel 3: THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
by Hank Boontz May 4, 2021
Get the Hank Boontzmug. The most beautiful and intelligent and adorable person to ever walk this Earth. Their smile can light up your life, and is impossible to truly hate. They don't believe this but it's true!
by Jayden Schremser April 8, 2023
Get the Hankmug. 
Get the Hank Huckerdoomug. To Hank (someone)
Word, a part of Brawl stars fandom slang. Means to nerf a brawler to oblivion.
Based on what happened to Hank.
Is an opposite to Franking
Word, a part of Brawl stars fandom slang. Means to nerf a brawler to oblivion.
Based on what happened to Hank.
Is an opposite to Franking
Damn they really did hank Charlie. Spiders were the only thing keeping her in meta.
But she did deserve the hanking, i can't deny
But she did deserve the hanking, i can't deny
by ErzhanmGMD June 26, 2024
Get the Hankingmug. by Not tax fraud April 27, 2022
Get the Hankmug. 
A codeword for masturbation.
by PROakes November 21, 2015
Get the spankin' hankmug.