Grant Schweikert

Manager of a popular fast food store. His 'keep it gangsta' mentality and 'ghetto' lifestyle, combined with his 'sick' cars and erratic driving, have earned him an infamous reputation with the local police force. However, he is not a white cap. Grant has lost his driver's licence at least four times, in the approximate four years he has had it. Grant is also a bum-buddy of Tim Blackwood. The pair together, are literally thick as thieves, and living proof that sodomy should be illegal. Grant has also been nominated for Australian Idol 347 times.

*Police car flashes sirens, Grant pulls over*.
Policewoman - "Mr Schweikert, how ya goin?"
Grant - "Do I know you?"
Policewoman - "No, but I know you!"
Grant - "Oh that is so ghetto..."

by Cockatoo Collins April 10, 2005

Grant Teague

Someone who works at Target overnight and often has things put on their automobile.(I.E. Trash, Fish, Sticks, et cetera.)

Hey thats grant teague.

by Ben Saylor April 7, 2005

take for granted

something that is a given from the beginning of your life to the end

My Family- take for granted

by Master Basser May 4, 2006

Grant Mayes

A stupid and gay idiot who looks like homersimpson

"Go back to Springfield Grant. You stay their

by David Richardson March 23, 2005

Grant Oliver

If your a girl you want to fuck him. If your a guy you wish you were him. He's smart, sexy, and a little cocky.. but you like that because it makes u a little horny even though you wont admit it.

"I want to fuck a grant oliver! "
" I wish I was a Grant Oliver

by ao; n8e February 8, 2010

Grant Nilsen

a stupid blonde kid who speaks like a cowboy and needs shoes.

Grant Nilsen is being weird again

by leavemealone1 September 8, 2021

Grant Johnson

Grant is usually a Blond male who enjoys spending his time playing football and using doctor squash. He is very hot and irresistible. A true ladies man that does not like playing baseball

My friend, Grant Johnson, is a real funny dude no kizzy

by Godisagreatman April 27, 2021