Gooch Sander

When one neglects to moisturize their gooch, and after sleeping with a person, rubs their gooch on the person's face. Results in facial carpet burns.

Damn, that bitch gave me a gooch sander and now i gotta use special lotion on my cheek so it doesn't get inflammed.

by JJ January 19, 2004

gooche rooster

An overgrowth of pubic hair protruding from the taint which resembles an inverted mohawk.

"Craig....why is there a bulge in your gym shorts?"

"I quit manscaping so I could grow a sweet gooche rooster for the ladies!"

by Sabreraider October 28, 2013

Gooch-codded

as the name suggests, to be slapped, struck or smacked in the gooch with a living or dead cod

Bill: Fuck man, I need some ice for my freshly codded-gooch
Frank: Yeah man, some homeless guy gooch-codded me into next week yesterday

by teh leet wAnkzor February 25, 2008

Gooch Week

The week of the year between Christmas and New Year.

From the word Gooch, this refers to Christmas as the 'sack' (or Stocking) and new years as the ass end of the year, forming the Gooch.

I've got time off work during the gooch week so I can be with the fam

by PeoplesCommissionerElect January 15, 2018

gooch mane

overgrown pubic hair that extends to the perineum region

that boy got a gooch mane like BRR

by radrictheentertainer May 22, 2011

gooch grenade

It is the spot on the gooch that if tickled correctly causes an explosion of a mans testicles and/or asshole.

Oh my god my gooch got tickled so hard that I (gooch grenaded) everywhere!!!

by Gooch king February 1, 2014

Quindaruis Gooch

To be quite Qundaruis in the Gooch

Louinard is Quindaruis Gooch

by Dylan Drye April 26, 2019