Chub Smuggler

Someone with a penis ("chub") hidden up their anus ("to smuggle"). Used to imply a person's sexual orientation in a derogatory way, inferring that they are not masculine.

Look, he runs like a girl. We don't want that chub smuggler on our team!

by chaz emmonds January 8, 2010

chub crawl

Any activity involving an all-you-can-eat buffet or attending multiple dining locations in a given period of time.

Our trip to Epcot Center turned into a real chub crawl as we ate our way through every country.

by MSKCC May 30, 2009

chub muffin

A form of saying someone is chubby without sounding as mean

Eric: Dude, she's so chubby!
David: Don't say that, that's mean. She's just a chub muffin.

by icanthearyou November 6, 2010

Church Chub

Getting an erection while inside a church

"dude i got a huge church chub when Lisa got up to sing at morning service"

by dealsnik May 30, 2012

nub chub

A combination of the words noob and chobo. Used mainly by one who emerges victorious keeps calm while the opponent flames.

opponent: YOU FUCKING TOWUR ABYUSENG NOOBZEORS
victorious player: gg nub chub ^^

by ctrl-z October 7, 2004

Chub

A persons cock that is small and and fat and is the color maroon.

"Frank, you have a chub! You have a maroon cock!"

by NumetalFag July 9, 2009

chub wrap

A chub wrap is a condom, chub wraps take away all the feeling.

"Yo Pauly you better strap up that hookey has been around."

"Man forget that chub wraps are for sucka's!"

by Tmart23 April 29, 2010