Elijah cape baker

Its the name of a person who produces cream

Thats an elijah cape baker

by Eli gyattt November 27, 2023

Gaff-cape

a bathrobe that is worn around the house

wheres my gaff-cape? I gotta go cast some spells

by sixknee March 7, 2023

Chinese Cape

When and individual stretches their ballsack out and wrap it around the shaft of their penis, leaving the head exposed at the top.

I met my wife by walking up to her at a bar lifting my shirt and showing her my Chinese cape.

by Johnpringle December 1, 2023

Wearing a cape

The act of pretending to be a 'hero' and a good person by 'helping' people (usually spreading awareness online and guilt-tripping people into donating) and expecting others to agree with your ideologies instead of helping out of the goodness of your heart without expecting anything back. In other words, performative activism.

1: "You're a terrible person for not donating and spreading awareness!"
2: "Have fun wearing a cape"

by HolyFluid August 8, 2024

Cape Coral

An up and coming town where 80% of people are retired part-time residents (snowbirds). Everyone is friendly, unless you are a liberal. Even then, the residents are friendly, but they'll definitely tell you that you are wrong.

If you have money, there are endless things to do and places to go. 400+ Miles of canal systems means that if you've got a boat, this place should be right up your alley. If you don't have money, you'll probably get bored pretty quick here. Sucks to be broke, get better at life.

Incel: Cape Coral is boring, there's nothing to do here
Chad: Nah you're just a loser

by imnotarobot February 21, 2021

Cape Out

To abruptly leave a game without saying goodbye, typically resulting in confusion for the rest of the party.

Sean has been known to Cape out as soon as the match was over.

by Taggerdy November 29, 2022

shit caping

The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.

Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.

by capedcrusader March 30, 2012