Hill Birth

Someone who thinks they are better than everyone else. Usually seen in narcissistic behavior. Being born on top of everyone else, a Hill Birth. Considering everything revolves around oneself.

You need to stop being a Hill Birth.

I can't hang out with Amy anymore, she's been a real Hill Birth.

I hope that kid doesn't grow up to be a Hill Birth, his father was one and ruined thier family.

by Turfbinder February 2, 2025

genius birth

When you poop and its kind of hard to get out in the begining but then gets really easy suddenly; like one would imagine the experience of giving birth to Einstein to be (only...out of your butt).

I had to push hard in the begining but it turned out to be a genius birth.

by plastichistory June 24, 2011

Birth Canal Pals

When your friend fucks your mom.

Spent the night with your mom last night jeff, were birth canal pals now.

by Wicksterr June 5, 2018

Brown Birth

A way to describe a rather large amount of stool (or shit in layman’s terms); this should only be used when the shit you have just taken has most likely stretched your rectum beyond repair.

Guy 1: I wouldn’t go into that toilet if I were you, I just gave brown birth
Guy 2: Okay.

by Smellyermaw420 June 21, 2025

birth by anal bird explosion

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.

Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.

by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025

Birth control

You are not being gaslit, lied to, and ignored you stupid Ben Shapiro looking bitch. I am.

Hym "You are not being gaslit about birth control you piece of shit. We are not the same. We are not alike. We are not comparable. You are not too good to fuck me."

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

anti-birth

Slang for contraception

That chick I've been hooking up with forgot to take her anti-birth and now she says she's pregnant.

by escapedconvict March 14, 2012