sterile slap

If you are scrubbed into a surgery and it comes to light that you have made a very large mistake in patient management, the attending surgeon may "sterile slap" you. A sterile green towel is placed on your head and the attending slaps you with his hand. This technique maintains the sterile field.

Jon got sterile slapped by Dr. Mutumbo when he found out that he forgot to check the patient's blood work before he scrubbed in.

by drwmutumbo October 24, 2009

Slap the goofy

1. When someone is talking mad shit and you end up beating the shit out of them.
2. You beat someone so hard whatever they said about you is negated

Alex: you think you're so tough I'll kick the shit outta you.
Shawn: Shut the fuck up before I slap the goofy out of you.

by YaBoiSpoon June 7, 2019

slap the gravy

to masturbate.

"Man, that new Brad Paisley video on CMT really makes me wanna slap the gravy"

"The new Call of Duty is so good, I haven't even slapped the gravy once since I bought it"

by johnny 216 November 26, 2009

Slap and Nap

To masturbate in one's bed, followed by going to sleep without getting up in between. Can be used as either a verb or a noun.

(n.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to go for a slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.

by ARLM September 19, 2010

Cutty Slap

When Ur Pimp Hand Is So Strong And U Slap A Bitch In Broad Day Light In Front Of All To See And She Stumbles And Drops Her Bags.

Ya Girl Was Just Goin On At The Mouth, I Had To Cutty Slap Her To Get Her To Shut Up.

by Numba1HB504 January 1, 2010

zen slap

A sudden revelation that changes one's whole perspective of an idea or subject

Colorizing a photo of the Hindenburg was a zen slap, making the incident shockingly more real.

by Phonebooth Lynn April 25, 2014

slap clitties

Women finding amusement in the failures of male co-workers.

"I can't believe it. A million dollars wasted on this project and all those women can do is slap clitties."

by master of the factory January 12, 2007