Pedro bumgarner

someone who is heartbroken by a girl

Pedro bumgarner was arguing with his girl then she blocked him and never unblocked him

by Pedrobumgarner June 12, 2018

Pedro Santos

Edge boy who pretends that he doesn't care about anything cuz he thinks that makes him look cool.

Person: yes
Pedro Santos: no

by Berc April 20, 2020

jose pedro balmaceda pascal

The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.

Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.

by It’s true. January 9, 2024

Pedro

a dancing raccoon who people use as a meme format

PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO

bro i just saw the best astronomical pedro meme

by candiesmakemerush April 30, 2024

Pedro Ortiz

Pedro Ortiz is a hot ass guy who is dating a really pretty girl named Aubrey sams. She’s fucking insane and will kill anybody for him. don’t mess with her bf!

Woah is that Pedro Ortiz?

by emo unicorn November 24, 2021

Pedro Salazar

The sexiest man alive. He pulls every woman. Without fail. Everyone loves him. He is strong and muscular. His best friend usually has the name of "Jasper". They are usually Mexican and live in Indiana. There other friends name are usually "Elliot" "Vincent".

Pedro Salazar is fine as fuck. I want him as my husband. His cute ass.

by Jasper Weaver April 30, 2024

Pedro

Pedro is a very smart kid he’s dumb and he’s very smart he simps for sum1 like Bri and he only likes her he’s very much a simp

Pedro Someone who simps for you know who

by Who_knows November 21, 2021