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tech-retard

a person who has no ability to apply technology into their daily life, usually pretending their gadgets are not working or they prefer things done other way to conceal their retardants!
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i explained to her like a million times that i will Bluetooth the files to her cellphone and she can transfer them to her laptop later to read them, but after all this she made me do the whole thing FOR her!

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Jack and I have a paper due next week but he said he cannot attach the files to an email because his connection was too slow, but we all know he's just a tech-retard!
by F_j September 26, 2011
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Parental Tech Support

The modern day replacement for the child technical assistance to fix the flashing 12:00 on the VCR. Only now involving computer assistance.
I was on the phones with the moms all night giving parental tech support.
by crank December 13, 2004
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Linus Tech Tips

Canadian tech youtuber, most known for his constant usage of RGB and his usage of overkill computer parts. Also manages to cram in sponsors every second.
Person 1: Have you seen the new Linus Tech Tips video?
Person 2: Yeah, it was awesome! He built a PC that can run Red Dead Redemption 2 at 500 FPS
by mish1 July 17, 2020
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One Stop Tech Forum

A forum that puts everything tech related in one place.
one stop tech forum tech forums mac vs pc bluray Movies discussion music
by cpu84 April 11, 2010
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Tech

a 9mm assault pistol made by the Intratec company in Miami, Florida. favored by gangstas in the hood because the retail price is only about $300.
them niggaz betta watch it, i packin' my tech.
by duece February 4, 2004
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high tech redneck

a high tech redneck is some one who has more computer parts on his lawn than he has grass.
you know your a high tech redneck when you build an outhouse that has a T1 (or greater) line connecting it to the out side world.
by jeffrey sorenson January 15, 2004
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v tech

A frequent misspelling of "v-tec", which is an acronym for Variable valve Timing and Electronic lift Control, which can be found on Honda B-series, H-series, and D-series motors. Vtech is a company that makes phones.
"y0 dawg, duz yo civic got a V TECH on it?"
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"I just bought dis mad tyte V TECH sticker at autozone."
by JEFFT August 2, 2007
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