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Asshole Tax

Asshole tax is charging someone extra purely because they’re personality sucks, and may have been rude, annoying, wasted your time, or just generally need to be fined for forcing others to endure them.
This woman was such a pain in the ass to deal with so I charged her some asshole tax and told her the price was $75 instead of $40. Bam bitches.
by Lethal Lissauer November 17, 2019
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Dumbass Tax

Another word for the lottery, as coined by bill nye and idubbbz. It essentially forces poor people who don't know enough about math, pay a sum of money and get nothing in return.
darren: "You hear about that hundred million dollar end of year lottery? The ticket line went for miles.."
davo: "that's what you call the mandatory dumbass tax"
by aussiegamercop November 20, 2018
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candy tax

A parenting trend where you purport to teach your kids about responsibility by stealing some of their candy or “levying a tax" on their trick or treat loot. The tax can be as much as one third of the candy "earned" on Halloween. The tax, which is levied mostly in jest, is meant to teach a lesson about how government works.
Let me see your bag so I can collect the candy tax.
by St0rmrider November 1, 2017
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Parent Tax

When you get back from trick or treating on Halloween and your parents inspect your stash and steal the good shit.
Me: I got full sized candy bars from the smith residence.
Friend: Oh shit, for real
Me: yea but when I got home I lost them due to the parent tax.
by GreenTag October 31, 2017
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Theis Tax

Theis Tax is the way of checking the validity of a win/loss against the Houston Rockets. If the Rockets were beaten, Theis Tax would be considered if the NBA Center known as Daniel Theis was active during the game. If Theis Tax is present, the loss would no longer be valid. Theis Tax would also be included if a team loses to the Houston Rockets. If Daniel Theis is present during a Rockets win, the losing team is eligible for mockery, as they lost to the rockets even with Theis Tax
“The Rockers lost? Did you consider Theis Tax?
by DanielTheisUnAppreciater December 18, 2021
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The tall tax

The 'tall tax' refers to the many inconveniences that a tall person may encounter in their life (whether that be financially or socially).

Most tall people are at a disadvantage financially because when they are on a long journey, they will often have no choice but to pay a premium for extra legroom even though they physically cannot fit in the seat otherwise.

In social situations, if there is a crowd trying to view an event, the tall person will always have to stand at the back because all of the smaller people will complain that they can't see. This is ironic as often the tall person will also not be able to see because they are not giants
Just because I'm tall, doesn't mean that I should have to pay more to sit down. That's the tall tax for you
by Lanky dude April 10, 2019
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Tard Tax

Tard Tax: An official tax on "retards". A retard shall defined as A) a person who acts retarded and jackass like. B) a person lacking logical and critical thinking to come to a logical conclusion. C) One who lacks the ability to examine ALL the facts in front of them and realise they have been lied to.

Self explanatory....The more of a tard a person is the more tax shall be imposed on them.
1) "Hey guess what??...Congress thinks the American people are not awake and may impose a tard tax on them".

2) "Ladies and gentlemen of the Senate and House...since the American people are asleep and we can basically rape and plunder, how much of a tard tax shall we impose on the American people??"
by rkmalone July 24, 2010
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