Theis Tax is the way of checking the validity of a win/loss against the Houston Rockets. If the Rockets were beaten, Theis Tax would be considered if the NBA Center known as Daniel Theis was active during the game. If Theis Tax is present, the loss would no longer be valid. Theis Tax would also be included if a team loses to the Houston Rockets. If Daniel Theis is present during a Rockets win, the losing team is eligible for mockery, as they lost to the rockets even with Theis Tax
by DanielTheisUnAppreciater December 18, 2021
Get the Theis Taxmug. The 'tall tax' refers to the many inconveniences that a tall person may encounter in their life (whether that be financially or socially).
Most tall people are at a disadvantage financially because when they are on a long journey, they will often have no choice but to pay a premium for extra legroom even though they physically cannot fit in the seat otherwise.
In social situations, if there is a crowd trying to view an event, the tall person will always have to stand at the back because all of the smaller people will complain that they can't see. This is ironic as often the tall person will also not be able to see because they are not giants
Most tall people are at a disadvantage financially because when they are on a long journey, they will often have no choice but to pay a premium for extra legroom even though they physically cannot fit in the seat otherwise.
In social situations, if there is a crowd trying to view an event, the tall person will always have to stand at the back because all of the smaller people will complain that they can't see. This is ironic as often the tall person will also not be able to see because they are not giants
Just because I'm tall, doesn't mean that I should have to pay more to sit down. That's the tall tax for you
by Lanky dude April 10, 2019
Get the The tall taxmug. When a woman expects goods and/or services in exchange for the sexual activities she gives to her partner; simply getting sexual favours in return for hers is not enough - she feels she's entitled to more.
Chantu charges vag tax - she demanded her boyfriend buy her a new ring because she blows him regularly.
by Rated PG August 24, 2019
Get the Vag Taxmug. Another word for the lottery, as coined by bill nye and idubbbz. It essentially forces poor people who don't know enough about math, pay a sum of money and get nothing in return.
darren: "You hear about that hundred million dollar end of year lottery? The ticket line went for miles.."
davo: "that's what you call the mandatory dumbass tax"
davo: "that's what you call the mandatory dumbass tax"
by aussiegamercop November 20, 2018
Get the Dumbass Taxmug. Asshole tax is charging someone extra purely because they’re personality sucks, and may have been rude, annoying, wasted your time, or just generally need to be fined for forcing others to endure them.
This woman was such a pain in the ass to deal with so I charged her some asshole tax and told her the price was $75 instead of $40. Bam bitches.
by Lethal Lissauer November 17, 2019
Get the Asshole Taxmug. An additional tax that all South Africans have to pay as a consequence of Jacob Zuma and the ANC's mismanagement of South Africa's economy. Examples of Zuma tax include e-tolls, University Fees, exorbitent exchange rates, premiums on all imported goods like fuel and electronics. It's a cruel form of collective punishment which has been imposed on 55 million people. Zuma tax is most acutely experienced when travelling to high income nations like USA, UK,Europe and Australia where one meal can do immense financial damage.
by fiend33 May 27, 2016
Get the Zuma taxmug. Person 1: "Hey man, I think I left some beers(alcohol) at your place last night, can I come grab them?"
Person 2: "Fuck no man. That's ours now"
Person 1: "What, why?"
Person 2: "Beer tax, mate."
Person 2: "Fuck no man. That's ours now"
Person 1: "What, why?"
Person 2: "Beer tax, mate."
by Super_Vegeta April 14, 2014
Get the Beer Taxmug.