by Steven Wein April 30, 2006
Get the male tartmug. by Juwanna Seemahweena September 14, 2005
Get the poop tartmug. Wretched old quim who worbles around in a knackered tan shoe. Lugging blue rinse and forever wearing kaftans. Suffers from cankles and loves to jig to a war time waltz
Look at that old tart over there!
Who Mrs Matthews?
Yeah, she looks like a tired old goat doesn't she?
I'd say more of a knackered old tart.
Who Mrs Matthews?
Yeah, she looks like a tired old goat doesn't she?
I'd say more of a knackered old tart.
by songs of phrase May 16, 2014
Get the old tartmug. by PEEPLE N V May 20, 2008
Get the POP TARTSmug. by Scott Swingley October 30, 2015
Get the crinkle tartmug. by boh818 April 4, 2009
Get the douche tartmug. A groupie that believes by having the latest innane piece of Apple kit makes their lives worthwhile through the eyes of others. They'd prostitute their time to stand in line because their weak disposition means their only status in life is having something others want on their limited income.
by Rotten to the Core. September 29, 2012
Get the Apple Tartmug.