When you’re high on stims and you wanna have a wank so you go on pornhub to find the perfect video and click a video with a good thumbnail, then see another good thumbnail in the suggestions so you open it up in a new tab to see if it’s good, with intention to go back to the old one over and over again and end up with hundreds of porn tabs open and don’t even end up fapping
by g2thedawg March 3, 2024

TAB, abbreviation for Thirsty Ass Bitch.
by Hillsdan January 7, 2019

Much the way we channel-surf on the TV or radio when we're bored, we also may be caught flipping from Facebook to Twitter to Pandora to UD. Hence tab-surfing. :)
by lady_so_divine December 18, 2011

When you take the tab off a can and the middle circle remains intact. You can then cash it in for a kiss!
John: "hey Lisa, I just got a kiss tab!"
Lisa: "what do you do with it?"
John: *gives Lisa the tab and kisses her*
Lisa: ohhhhh
Lisa: "what do you do with it?"
John: *gives Lisa the tab and kisses her*
Lisa: ohhhhh
by random_rooten_tooten-donkey November 19, 2023

its a verb describing someone who is on 10 and doing the most and trying to do a million things at once and not listening to what anyone else has to say
by Georgia peach 563 September 6, 2025
