The KΞN-NY Disease

The KΞN-NY Disease, or "Ah shit I forgot" is a neurodegenerative illness that affects a person's memory and was first diagnosed by Soham Mango. They are prone to forgetting simple details such as dates or current occurrences. However, this may cause individuals to forget important details such as persons and even themselves. It is a slow and painful death. The disease was disovered by The DOSA Investigators funded by Rahul Inc.

"Im sorry i forgot I have The KΞN-NY Disease"
"Sorry I forgot about my circumcision appointment I have The KΞN-NY Disease

by Dr Prezidential SJ October 6, 2021

Ny-Majanea

The most amazing person you will ever meet. They are so kind and honest. They will always be there and always allow you to talk to them. They like the color red and constantly listen to music. She likes to rearrange her room often, and they are so beautiful, even with stretch-marks. They love eye contact and late night calls. They are just so amazing and leave others speechless most of the time. They love to mess around with you, and tickle you. And they make their friends or girlfriend or boyfriend so happy they cry sometimes because they are beyond happy and never thought they would ever be this happy again.

Me: Did you hear who Ryleigh is dating?
Friend: Who?
Me: Maje or Ny-Majanea
Friend: Dang she so lucky. they are so fine and amazing.

by Mommy?Sorry October 7, 2021

Alexander NY

A shitty small town in upstate NY known for nothing but having 1 gas station and a bunch of drug using shitty people. not much to it other than the school who spent 50k on a sign and can’t afford lunches.

“wanna go to Alexander NY?”. “no.”

by John seize October 9, 2021

Windham, NY

A complete Mayberry that financially thrives on its tourist attractions. Everyone knows eachother and if you're not from Windham and you don't ski or know every single person who is from there, then you're a sketchy asshole that even the cashier at the way overpriced gas station keeps their eyes on. People become too friendly with you and collect info on your entire life to use it against you when they are bored, since there's nothing else to do in Windham but ski and go to car shows. Almost everyone you meet there is an alcoholic. Nobody wants to work in Windham. Small short staffed business owners have no trouble bribing their way out of being shut down, since they're probably drinking with the inspector by 9 AM. If you try to file a lawsuit in Windham for any sort of illegal behavior, Barney Fife and Andy Griffith will come after you with pitchforks and fire. The only radio station that comes through plays the same exact playlist every single day because it's too expensive to play anything later than 2012. They basically outcast everyone who isn't from there and their tap water is probably the reason so many people in Windham think it's ok to behave this way, but it's cheaper than a $14.99 six pack of water bottles so who cares.

Man 1: "You should check out Windham, NY this winter."

Man 2: "I thought Windham, NY was just a place in a Stephen King book!"

by Astronomy Domine August 7, 2021

goshen ny

white suburbia hell

“getting groceries from goshen ny? i’d rather not deal with a wannabe suburban red neck”

by ligmanbun September 7, 2021

Ellenburg Center NY

A tiny town nestled on the Canadian border in upstate NY. Approximately 97.2% of its population are related and have also had relations-married or unmarried (they aren’t picky). There are a total of 4 different last names throughout the entire town, so it helps keep the breeding line nice and narrow. Thankfully there’s a local watering hole to support the town wide drinking problem. The nicest thing about it is probably the large Amish population..horseshit in included.

If your goal is to be an alcoholic cousin fucker but still want to enjoy some delicious Amish donuts—come visit Ellenburg Center NY!

by Hellomynameishuman February 23, 2022

montazuma ny

Montazuma is all about the 3 'w's Wine, water, and wife beaters! Check out the wild life refuge, where you can find....... *clears throat* I said, where you can find.... NOTHING! If you got treads and a minimum of 7 brain cells, you should check out the various mud trails along the trash covered Seneca river banks!

Definition:"Where yah from" "Montazuma ny you know, the middle of bumfuck no-where"

Treads; the ability to go offroad in a vehicle "the word being defined,

by Nottherealcbarden August 10, 2021