muff bumps

muff bumps: the equivalent of goose bumps to a girl's vagina when she is sexually aroused

Joe gives all the girls muff bumps.

by itsmeduhhxoxo September 30, 2011

muff grunt

otherwise known as a queef

muff grunt: an adolescent boy describing a vaginal fart to another adolescent boy

by jace January 29, 2004

muff butter

female lubricant used for sexual intercourse

make sure you use plenty of muff butter when when you tap that dry cooze

by Fanny Mae March 1, 2008

muff mobile

a car characteristically driven by a chick eg a Z3. Men driving such cars are largely scorned

look at that wanker in the muff mobile.

by chez June 11, 2004

Muff Moose

A buffed, studly, distinguished person or animal. Must not be too pretty; for example: Robert Redford was always a Muff Moose but Brad Pitt is not. A Siberian Husky is a Muff Moose but an Afghan is not, yet a bold character may imbue a Jack Russell Terrier with the quality of "Muffyness". The term originated in Placerville, CA and spread to the coastal and Tahoe areas of the state, becoming popular in the LGBT communities of those regions. It is now common to hear the term used in gay communities of major metropolitan areas and in those from whence it originated.

"That blonde UPS driver is a total Muff Moose."

by ratface83 February 13, 2015

Muff Vision

The art of initiating oral sex with a female by means of staring at her crotch until the sacred act of muffing commences (or until her vagina spontaneously combusts - whichever happens first).

See also: “Muff” ; “Vission”

Used in a sentence:

“Activate Muff Vision”

by (The Real) Mr Muff February 27, 2022

Chuffed to the Muff

An extremely common colloqulism in the UK, meaning to be extactic with ones choices and actions.

Next time you nail that presentation at work or knock a minute off your mile run, tell a friend that you’re “chuffed to the muff,” aka very pleased with yourself.

by casualuk February 6, 2022