The term used by scientists to define the phenomenon that is when a green ogre has sexual intercourse with a walrus of the same gender, this teaches kids that you shouldn't be messing around with Shreks or walruses.
A 9 year old:"Did you know that Shrek is a homosexual walrus?!"
His dad:"NO YOU FOKIN CUNT, GET 2 BED ROIT NAO,YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD!"
His dad:"NO YOU FOKIN CUNT, GET 2 BED ROIT NAO,YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD!"
by Shrek is love_Shrek is life. October 8, 2014
Get the shrek is a homosexual walrusmug. To do what is awesome over what is right. Usually unrelated to the previous activity. Originates from the webcomic 'Rock, Paper, Cynic', 2009-08-21.
1st Guy: Dude, if you don't go into work today you'll get fired!
2nd Guy: You know what would rock? Blowing up a pile of guitars!
1st Guy: Dude, don't Steal An Attack Walrus...
2nd Guy: You know what would rock? Blowing up a pile of guitars!
1st Guy: Dude, don't Steal An Attack Walrus...
by Joko-Noko August 22, 2009
Get the Steal An Attack Walrusmug. by Yourmomlolzlolz April 9, 2006
Get the I am the Walrusmug. 1. A phrase you say when someone references the Russian politician, Vladimir Lenin.
2. A phrase you say when there is more than one conversation topic being discussed at once. Typically, if you are the first to realize this, you are, in fact, the walrus.
NOTE: This phrase works more sufficiently when said multiple times, sporadically throughout the conversation.
2. A phrase you say when there is more than one conversation topic being discussed at once. Typically, if you are the first to realize this, you are, in fact, the walrus.
NOTE: This phrase works more sufficiently when said multiple times, sporadically throughout the conversation.
Dude: It's all a goddamn fake, man. It's like Lenin said. You look for the person who will benefit.. and, uh..
Donny: I am the walrus?
Dude: Uh... I mean, you know what I'm saying.
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter: That fuckin' bitch!
Dude: Ya know, uh..
Donny: I am the walrus.
person 1: Well, i don't know, man. I think I'm really diggin' this here groove.
person 2: Yeah, speaking of. I like these little apple deals here
person 1: yeah, the apples are okay. the groove is pretty rad.
person 2: I think it's a petty funky groove there. And these apples man.
person 3: I am the walrus
Donny: I am the walrus?
Dude: Uh... I mean, you know what I'm saying.
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter: That fuckin' bitch!
Dude: Ya know, uh..
Donny: I am the walrus.
person 1: Well, i don't know, man. I think I'm really diggin' this here groove.
person 2: Yeah, speaking of. I like these little apple deals here
person 1: yeah, the apples are okay. the groove is pretty rad.
person 2: I think it's a petty funky groove there. And these apples man.
person 3: I am the walrus
by wyrme March 2, 2014
Get the I am the walrusmug. To do something completely unnecessary yet totally awesome, even if it's a bit more difficult than the alternative..
I didn't need to escape the enemy base on a rocket while it exploded in the background. One of the numerous cars would have worked fine. But at some point we all must choose between what is right and what is awesome. At some point we all must choose to steal an attack walrus.
by Haragorn August 22, 2009
Get the steal an attack walrusmug. by Mr. Kamikaze/Mr. DNA June 2, 2004
Get the walrus assaultmug. by Brandon February 9, 2004
Get the Wally Walrusmug.