flood the volcano

When you're banging a girl and you pee inside her the piss rushes back out as though from a flooded and overflowing volcano

Friend 1: "Tonight I'm going to surprise Becky and flood the volcano. Will make a huge mess but totally worth it."
Friend 2: "Will you be having sex when you do it?"
Friend 1: "Do you think I'm going to somehow stick my totally flacid dick in then piss in her? Use your head, man."

by BShaeffer September 21, 2018

Schrödinger's Volcano

A new take on the famous thought experiment, Schrödinger's cat, that illustrates a paradox of quantum superposition. Inbrought by the undisputed masterpiece "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!" , & its confusion inbrought by Natsuki's lyrics describing the Aso Kujū National Park volcano situation. Natsuki mentioned that there is too much volcano & that there is no volcano? Many theorize that the answer is that it's "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!" given that the song is titled "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!".

Neglected gas stoves left on with candles abutting are like Schrödinger's Volcano: until you check in, they exist as both exploded & non-exploded .

by MoribundMurdoch June 22, 2021

ice volcano

When a woman is in a very cold environment, it causes her breasts to shrink and compress until the contents of her breasts experience so much pressure that milk violently shoots out of her nipples.

Clarence: Dude yesterday I grabbed a handful of snow and stuffed it down my girlfriend's shirt, and it triggered an ice volcano. That shit was so powerful it gave me a black eye.

Harold: Damn bro sorry to hear that.

by KarlPilkington April 12, 2016

Reverse volcano

The act of eating a female out and her farting in your mouth and you vomit in her vag and she queefs it onto your face.

I got reverse volcanoed by a girl last night.

by Mamabear0232 March 13, 2023

Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin

This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.

"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"

by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024

Cock Volcano

When your cockerel erupts semen in a glorious fashion

I was just pleasuring myself in the pool until the cock volcano, the pool then turned a milky white

by GuyNamedPubert September 7, 2020

Furry Volcano

When a furry shoves their tail into their anus while suffering from diarrhea. They allow the diarrhea to build up, before pulling out the tail & letting the diarrhea spray, like a volcano.

Person 1: What do you do in your free time?
Person 2: I like doing a furry volcano.
Person 1: What’s that?
Person 1: I’ll show you!

by Rob The Slumlord November 7, 2023